Infectious InfectiousWritten by Freddy GipsonPlease my beautiful harlequin dollPlace your lips upon mineAnd then maybe you will seeWhat separates me from the rest of the swineTake hold of my lips of poisonAnd breathe in my infectious diseaseLet me rid you of all your thoughtsAnd emotions you will no longer seizeLet my deadly aura spread through your bodyEven into your innermost veinsLet it continue on into the boundariesOf your strong, but so vulnerable brainI can be your stress dollThe one on which you release your painYou can take your anger out on mePast the point where one goes insaneYoull want shoot my soul
The Quest to Burger King The Quest to Burger KingWritten by Freddy GipsonOne afternoon a man sitting at his deskRealizes that its time to eat lunchHe looks through his drawersBut comes up empty-handed and realizes that he has nothing to munchSo he picks up his keysAnd he gets in his carHe then starts screaming bloody murderIt is similar to the wail of a guitarHe screams where can I find a tasty burger?When will my journey end?Where can I get some satisfaction?For my stomach I can no longer defendSo the valiant consumerDrove for miles and milesBut during the processHe drifted into denialI will never find the lightNo one will
1337asaurus Rex Rap 1337asaurus RexWritten by Freddy GipsonMy name is Leetasaurus RexI live across the valleyThis place I call homeIs mainly known as CaliIf you know me at allYou know I pwn all the noobsBut the thing I do the bestIs comment first on YouTubeIn the game of HaloI always get the most killsBecause no one can defeatMy haxer skillzI cheat at the gameBecause my damage always doublesSo if you see me comingThen you know youre in for troubleHanging on my wallIve got pictures of Bill and SteveWhenever Ive got a questionI just ask JeevesWhats wrong with you kid?You cant play World of
If You Were Truly My Friend If You Were Truly My FriendWritten by Freddy GipsonIf you were a true friendYou wouldnt need to give me gifts to show that you careIf you really were a true friendYou would catch me if I fell from the airIf you were my true friendYou wouldnt backstab me to get your wayIf you were truly my friendYou would help me out through the worst of my daysIf you were my friendYou would have bailed me out of every bad situationIf you were my true friendYou would have gotten me through my times of frustrationIf you really were my friendYou wouldnt fool me with selfish gamesIf you really were my friendYou